Read Chapter 35. The Patriots on 1DFF (x)
“Uhhh.” A student in my 11 a.m. discussion fidgeted awkwardly with the paper in her hand as she stood up from her desk. “Mutual masturbation?”
Pressing my lips together in sympathy, I nodded. “Very good. Now who has the matching green dot on their card?”
"…I do.” Another blushing kid, no older than 19, raised his hand hesitantly before rising as well.
“Okay so.” I clapped my hands together. “Who can tell me if this is a form of safe sex?”
When yet again, not a student raised their hand I cursed under my breath, very strongly considering scrapping the whole STD lecture I was assigned to give as a TA for Introductory Epidemiology and letting my students roam free to spread petulance across the earth. But if the gonorrhea outbreak that plagued sorority row back in 2012 at my undergraduate university taught me anything, it was that under the mild hilarity of watching other people suffer, there were important lessons to be learned i.e. watching who the fuck you stuck it in, or who you let stick it in you.