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GEORGE: Well, I’ll tell you this, though - I am never doing.. that , again.
ELAINE: What, you mean, in your mother’s house, or all together?
GEORGE:  All together.
ELAINE: Oh, gimme a break..
JERRY:  Ohhh yeah.. right.
KRAMER: Oh, like you’re gonna stop?
JERRY AND ELAINE: C’mon..
GEORGE: You don’t think I can?
JERRY: No chance.
GEORGE:  You think you could?
JERRY: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you.
GEORGE: Care to make it interesting?
JERRY: Sure, how much?
GEORGE: A hundred dollars.
JERRY:  You’re on.
KRAMER:  Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this.
JERRY: You?
KRAMER: Yeah.
JERRY: You’ll be out before we get the check.
ELAINE:  I want to be in on this, too.
GEORGE AND JERRY:  Ohh, no. No, no, no..
ELAINE: Why?
JERRY:  It’s apples and oranges..
ELAINE: What? Why? (More ‘no, no, no’s from Jerry and George. Persistent) Why?
JERRY: Because you’re a woman!
ELAINE: So what?
JERRY: It’s easier for a woman not to do it than a man.
ELAINE: (Sarcastic) Oh.
JERRY: We have to do it. It’s part of our lifestyle. It’s like, uh.. shaving.
ELAINE: Oh, that is such bologna. I shave my legs.
KRAMER:  Not everyday.

(via The Contest)

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