My friend Liz and I are huge Labyrinth fans, so when we heard that there were drinking games for it we were very excited. But we were a little disappointed that the drinking games we found didn’t include our favorite things about Labyrinth. Here’s our rewritten rules, in case anyone else is interested!
Labyrinth Drinking Game
1. Drink whenever Sarah says something isn’t fair. Drink twice if someone else says it.
2. Drink if Sarah is whining. Drink twice if someone else is whining.
3. Drink whenever Jareth appears dramatically. (we’ve agreed that this is every time Jareth enters, so we just drink whenever he pops up, but you may disagree!)
4. Drink whenever Jareth sings.
5. Drink whenever you see a chicken.
6. Drink whenever Didymus fights something he’s no match for. Drink twice if he admits that he’s met his match.
7. Drink whenever something is not as it seems.
8. Drink whenever someone mentions the bog of eternal stench. Drink twice if they’re actually in the bog of eternal stench.
9. Drink whenever there are copious amount of glitter. (Have you ever noticed that there’s glitter in the bog??)
10. Drink whenever someone gets Hoggle’s name wrong. Drink twice if someone gets it right.
11. Drink when Ludo calls the rocks.
12. Drink whenever Toby makes a cute baby noise.
13. Drink whenever Jareth’s balls are on screen. (I mean this two ways- whenever there are crystals, and whenever there is an obvious crotch shot.)
14. Drink whenever there is a clock. Drink twice if the clock has only 12 numbers.
15. Drink whenever there is an owl.
Feel free to add or ignore rules at will!