Of all the fucking love stories Stephanie Meyer could have written about from Twilight, why the fuck did she have to choose creep-ass Bella and Edward? Like seriously.
Carlisle rescues Esme after she jumped off a cliff, and then fell in love with her realizing that she’s the love of his life.
Rosalie lived for years, depressed about the fact that she could never have kids, all the while healing from a super crazy gang rape and whatnot, only to meet a guy who’s dying, and for the first time, she felt like she was healed and could love/trust a guy again.
Also, where the fuck did Emmette come from anyways?
Garrett lived for years as a nomad in solitude, never in one place for a long time, but then he meets Kate. Beautiful Kate with the electric electric touch and the weirdass vegan diet. And she challenged him so fucking much.
And Kate, living for years mourning the death of her “mother” and working with a distraught Irina while trying to maintain the peace between her coven and Carlisle’s. And then she meets a nomad from the revlutionary era with the awesome long hair and the outgoing persona. and she falls in love.
And let’s talk about Jasper and Alice. Alic wakes up in, hungry for blood, the smell burning her throat yet so enticing. Somehow, she could see the future. The only thing that keeps her going is knowing that she will eventually have a family, with a coven leader who is a good man many times over, with siblings who love her and cherish her and will egg her on to keep her going, and most of all, a man who has his own struggles and dark past but who loves her with all his being.
And Jasper, depressed after leaving his former life in the South, realizing what he had previously done is absolutely terrible, but the smell of human blood is so enticing and so good. It’s such a struggle between his very strong baser instincts and his mind in all its rationality. And then, one day, Alice with her own dark past and her weird spikey hair and her cheery persona, walks into his life. And somehow, she makes everything okay, and she helps him and his conscious win against his instinct. He loves her and she is the only thing that keeps him going sometimes.
You have all these beautiful stories that could be so fucking awesome. and Fucking stephanie meyer chooses Pathetic whiney Bella with the creepy old man Edward and very disrespectful Jacob.
Are you fucking serious?