eightylinesofvirgil

@eightylinesofvirgil

damaskanddark replied to your post: draw a really ridiculous dream/nightmare you’ve had.

ahah love it. I like the evil troll behind the tree.

well it wouldn’t be Maelstrom without trolls.

I need photoshop just so I can edit the trollface onto this troll.

eightylinesofvirgil replied to your post: @damaskanddark

THE WORST TROLL IS THE ONE THAT IS A TREE STUMP. THAT RIDE WAS SO SCARY I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF AND BE BACK ON THE PETER PAN RIDE OR ON SOARING AND SMELLING THE ORANGES OR WATCHING ALL THE HAPPY PARADES.

Were you like, 5 the last time you rode that ride? It’s terrifying as a child, but wonderfully mediocre as an adult.

BACK! BACK! OVER THE FALLS!

eightylinesofvirgil replied to your post:

eightylinesofvirgil replied to your post: am I the only girl who likes fantasy that doesn’t like vampires?

And, if his heart doesn’t beat, how does he have blood to flow into his penis and cause an erection allowing him to have sex? BECAUSE THAT NEVER MADE ANY SENSE TO ME, OKAY?

I KNOW RIGHT, but I think they have blood flow or something? It’s just not oxygenated or whatever…? THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

Think of how dangerous it would be for a girl whilst menstruating. Well, don’t think about it BUT I DON’T THINK TWILIGHT EVEN CARED.