Who’s that man stealing through the night,
Silver boots and those cute green tights.
His hair is big and has blue highlights.
He’s Egoman!

Over confident, without shame,
His lack of powers is super lame.
When disaster strikes then he’s to blame .
He’s Egoman!

He has no prowess, he has no style.
His one good feature is his winning smile.

Don’t hope for rescue cause he’s a flop.
Even if you ask him he’ll never stop.
He’s only good for a photo op.
He’s Egoman!

He’s Egoman!