So my rottie has quite badly injured my husband..
… by sneezing. Really, that’s it. A single sneeze. And by quite badly, I mean a dislocated jaw, torn ligaments, and a possible fracture.
He was lying on the sofa giving her some fuss, and just as he yawned she did a sneeze. Her head swung forward, as they do, impacted his jaw and tore it out of socket (which he’s already prone to as a bendy/EDSer), only it was a bit worse than we’d originally anticipated.
Chai realised something was wrong quicker than I did, she went and sat in the other room, looking really upset.
Hubs should be OK though. It’s a bit worse than that injury usually is so may need an op in future, but in the mean time he gets to be subjected to my experimental soup recipes for a few weeks. I’m sure he’s secretly overjoyed about that!