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Maks and Meryl Freestyle!!!! OMFG im not recovered!! IT WAS BREATHTAKING, BEYOND BEAUTIFUL!!!! WOW THEY ALL SHIP!!!!!! THEY NEED TO WIN!! VOTE!!

Some people calling metal gear solid out on Quiet’s character design and blaming Metal Gear Solid for objectifying women or some bullshit like that. 

Yah but have you seen the other female characters in the previous metal gear solid games. They’re all bad ass motherfuckers that quite literally are fine on their own. They’re confident with the way they dress and kick ass on the battlefield. I don’t see any “objectifying” anywhere, especially when I valued the female characters much more than Snake himself. 

Check this shit out.

Like Meryl for instance.

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FROM AN OUTSIDERS VIEW, She ended up as a lovesick soldier on the battlefield for the first time that went head over heels for Snake. Stereotypical female character right?

But then she was all

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COMMANDER OF HER OWN ELITE UNIT MUTHAFUCKAS that can shoot behind their heads and shit like damn son is that character development or what, THEY FIGHT OFF NINJAS AND SHIT AND MERYL STAYS PROFESSIONAL TO THE POINT WHERE SNAKE IS EVEN LIKE “DAMN YO YOU CHANGED” SHIT’S HELLA TIGHT.

YOU CAN LITTER ALLY FEEL THE RESPECT ALL THE GUYS HAVE FOR HER. SHE’S A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN THAT DON’T NEED NO SNAKE. 

AND NOT ONLY THAT, HER DAD, THIS FUCKER:

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ALLEGEDLY MARRIED SOMEONE HALF HIS AGE, OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS DAUGHTER. MERYL CLAIMED THAT HER DAD WAS “A WOMANIZING PIECE OF SHIT” AND HATED HIM, EVEN SNAKE AGREED. 

"GUESS WHAT MERYL SAID ABOUT YOU WAS RIGHT" HE SAYS WITH HIS GARGLY SENIOR VOICE THAT HOLDS THE PHLEGM OF A THOUSAND SUNS. 

BUT BACK ON TOPIC. 

EVA, BRUH. 

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 Shows a bit of cleavage, woo’s Snake because that’s what she did. But bruh did she kick ass. Motor cycle legend, sharp shooter, bruh. EVEN BIG BOSS WAS LIKE “THAT WOMAN IS SOMETHIN’ ALRIGHT, SHE BETTER THAN ME BY A LONGSHOT”

She ends up making a rebel group with orphans to fight PMCS in metal gear solid 4. Just to add to the badassery. THEY CALL HER “BIG MAMA” AND THEY HOLD HER WITH SO MUCH ESTEEM, SHES LOVING BUT SHE STILL IS BADASS IN EVERY WAY SHAPE AND FORM, SHE AIN’T NO OBJECT, SHE A BIG PART OF THE SOUL THAT IS IN THE GAME

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NAH SON BUT THAT STILL ISN’T IT

DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE B&B CORPS. THEY’RE CONSIDERED BABES BUT THEY HAVE SHELL SHOCK AND PTSD, SO THEY’RE VERY HOSTILE AGAINST SNAKE BUT THEY’RE VERY ADMIRABLE AND BEAUTIFUL AS WELL. THEIR OUTSIDES ARE GROTESQUE AND SKILLED, HOWEVER THEY ARE STILL HUMAN INSIDE, DON’T TELL ME THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER. 

LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE. 

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VERY BEAUTIFUL, VERY SKILLED, VERY WOW. 

AND THEN THERE’S SNIPER WOLF. WOW BOOBS, THATS GREAT BUT YO CHECK IT

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SHE CAN SNIPE YOU THROUGH A BLIZZARD JUST BY YOUR SCENT. SHE’S BEST BUDDIES WITH WOLVES AND THEY LOVE HER. SHE’S A DANGEROUS, HIGHLY SKILLED SOLDIER THAT WAS FORCED INTO WAR AT A YOUNG AGE, YET SHE STILL KEPT HER COMPOSURE AND DID WHAT SHE BELIEVED WAS THE WAY OF LIFE. SHE GOT BEHIND A SNIPER SCOPE BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T WANT TO EXPERIENCE BATTLE HEAD FIRST, BUT BE MILES AWAY AND STILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

YALL STILL TALKIN’ ABOUT OBJECTIFYING OR WHAT?

METAL GEAR LADIES ARE BADASS, RESPECTABLE, AND BEAUTIFUL. LIKE IN MY HEAD I’M LIKE “WOW THEY’RE WONDERFUL, HOW CAN I BE MORE LIKE THEM” THEY SUPPORT THE STORYLINE IN MANY WAYS AND ADDS DEPTH TO THE STORYLINE. THEY’RE NOT MERE OBJECTS. HELL WITHOUT THE FEMALE CHARACTERS THERE WOULD BE NO METAL GEAR SOLID. 

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SO WHAT QUIET SHOWS SKIN. WATCH HER HAVE SOME BADASS BACKSTORY AND BE THE MAIN PILLAR OF THE PHANTOM PAIN STORYLINE. WHO CARES HOW SHE DRESSES, IT’S THE VALUES AND IMAGE SHE DISPLAYS. BADASS? CHECK. WORTHY SOLDIER? CHECK. AND YO WE STILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE GAME TO SEE HOW AMAZING SHE IS. 

WOW SHIT GOT ME EXCITED I JUST CANT

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THE BOSS THO IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF BADASSERY. DON’T EVEN ATTEMPT TO MESS WITH THIS WOMAN. SHE’S LOVE, SHE IS LIFE, SHE IS METAL GEAR SOLID ITSELF. QUITE LITERALLY. IF SHE WAS MY MOTHER I WOULD CRY IN JOY AND FEAR. MY EMOTIONS WOULD BE A MESS.

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SHES EVERYTHING THAT EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE, SHE’S AMAZING. TRUE INSPIRATION AND A HERO. HOW SHE DIED PISSED US ALL OFF, AND SNAKE HAD EVERY REASON TO DEMAND REVENGE. SHE’S A WONDERFUL WOMAN WITH UNDYING LOYALTY.

CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I’M EXCITED 

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