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funny april fools day post

(header is “funny april fools day prank”)

(punchline is “pls let me get gf”)

(find this post 7 times on your dash by 7 different posters)

Lokohan pala eh

Yung bestfriend ko, nagtext kanina na nakabuntis daw siya pero hindi ko pinansin text nya kasi alam kong niloloko lang nya ako kaya tumawag siya bigla sa telephone namin kanina 

Him : Hello ? Nasaan ka?
Me : Malamang, nasa bahay. Telephone dito sa bahay ang tinawagan mo e!! Bakit?
Him : Positive nga kasi ang result ng pregnancy test ni R.
Me : *kunwari concern voice*  Huh?? talaga ba? Paano yan? 
Him : Ewan ko. Ano ba dapat ko gawin? blah.. blah ..blaah. Titigil ata ako sa pag-aaral. blah blah blah .
Me : Ayan, finorward ko na sa Mama mo yung text mo kanina!! Dapat nyang malaman.

Tapos bigla syang nagpanic sa kabilang linya. Sinabi nya na April fools daw. Binawi nya mga sinabi nya at sobrang nagmamakaawa na sabihin ko daw kay tita na joke lang yung text ko pero ang hindi nya alam, niloko ko lang din sya, na hindi ko naman talaga finorward yung text nya dun kay tita. Sino ngayon ang naloko? XD

toro y moi went to my high school and i find that a little fucked up because if i was just born eight years earlier i could be choking on his dick right now @the stars fight me fr 

i think it should be mentioned in conversations about trying to figure out if you’re trans or not that if you’re looking to your past for clues, and are drawing from your experiences that you are trans, it doesn’t really matter what you’re pointing at, you’re probably trans. not because any activity or personality type is coded a certain way - lots of girls like legos and lots of boys like dolls - but because trans people often look in their past and see a little trans kid, cis people don’t. if you are construing things a certain way, that says something about your internal sense of gender and your desire to be validated as a different gender then the one you were assigned at birth.