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my teacher scolded me for muttering “fuck” under my breath and she lectured me saying “if you swear at any job in any field, it’s a sure way to get yourself fired” and I’m like well any job that’s not at rooster teeth is not a job that matters

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The Signs as Michael Jones Quotes
  • Aries:Fucking Broseidon, king of the Brocean.
  • Taurus:...He's dead as dicks.
  • Gemini:I think I won. I don't want to win ever again.
  • Cancer:SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.
  • Leo:'ray is a fucking idiot'
  • Virgo:8 dicks coming at you! Where you gonna go? Nowhere! There's dicks everywhere!
  • Libra:'Will you still tell me games to play?'
  • Scorpio:YOU THREW IT ON THE FLOOR, LIKE AN ANIMAL!
  • Sagittarius:You turned me into a watermelon, and blew me up!
  • Capricorn:Dude, milk, that always goes in coffee. Unless you're a terrorist. Then you don't use milk.
  • Aquarius:They could do another thing that people dont know think that know how they do. But they need to. Laundry!
  • Pisces:I WILL MOVE YOUR LITTERBOX TO THE FUCKING STREET.