A Compilation of my New York Rangers Nicknames

Dan Boyle-Danny Boy
Derrick Brassard-Poutine Sidedish
Jesper Fast-Jesper the friendly forward
Mats Zuccarello-“Zucc no you cannot fight that man you are like 5 inches tall”
Kevin Hayes-Majestic Albatross Frat Boy
Rick Nash-Awkward Potato
Carl Hagelin-Hair
Ryan McDonagh-Captain Mactruck (also Ass Game)
Tanner Glass-The Superfluous Man
James Sheppard-Shep Shep or Disney Prince Lite
Chris Kreider-Steamroller or “Go fight that man so Zucc doesn’t die”’
Henrik Lundqvist-”He could probably just stop that puck by smiling at it”

Kaner had a beautiful shot in the last few seconds and it just went off the post. We had bounces for us in the last game and this one went against us. We’re still in this. Q has to get his head on straight with the line changes, we need to do better with passing, presence in front of the net and rebounds, we need to play less fancy, harder hockey and we need to skate skate skate like our lives depend on it.

Still hopeful for game four though!

Today’s Cute-ify NHL Mascots subject is the Edmonton Oilers’ masc–

Waaaaaaait a minute.

The Oilers don’t have a mascot!

So, instead of skipping them (and the other teams that don’t have a mascot, which are coming up later in this list) and ruining my whole “thirty mascots in thirty days” thing I have going here, I decided to something we in the graphic design industry like to call “make up some bullshit.”

So this is that bullshit right here: an anthropomorphized orange oil drop.

He doesn’t have a name yet, so feel free to drop (lol puns) your suggestions into my ask box or on this entry itself. Some that have been already mentioned on Twitter are:

  • Edward/Ed
  • Greasy
  • Oiliver
  • Oily
  • Olly
  • Petro
  • Slick Rick
  • Spot

See the other mascots here:

Anaheim Ducks | Arizona Coyotes | Boston Bruins | Buffalo Sabres | Calgary Flames | Carolina Hurricanes | Chicago Blackhawks | Colorado Avalanche | Columbus Blue Jackets | Dallas Stars | Detroit Red Wings | Edmonton Oilers

With Tyler Seguin being in France (I speak French & love French culture) I can only imagine what it would be like having a really beautiful hotel room with a balcony that opened up to the Eiffel Tower & room service to bring champagne and chocolate covered strawberries and just having every kind of sex (gentle, giggly, intense, rough, quick, long, etc.) for days on end.

-submitted by anon