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[  selfie. ]

“I like those miniature portraits of us that you take with your talking phone.”

“They’re called selfies.”

“Selfies. Why the blazes are they called that?”

“Because it’s a picture of yourSELF, I guess.”

“This realm is bloody ridiculous with all its little machines. I’m still trying to figure out what the hell those me-me jokes are that Henry was talking about yesterday.”

“The what jokes?”

“The me-me jokes.”

[…]

“OH MEME.”

“Whatever, I’ve no clue about this nonsense.”

“You’re such a grandpa.”

“Just take the bloody portrait, Swan.”

“As you wish.”