Edgar Renteria signed with the Reds with a contract that could be worth as much as $3 MM depending on incentives reached. I guess that $2 MM is the difference between a lack of respect and just the right amount of it.

What future headlines may read:

Unlikely: Edgar Renteria Singing Spurs Reds to World Series 

Possible: Edgar Renteria Takes Advantage of Great American Ballpark, Sees Offensive Numbers Increase Slightly

Likely: Edgar Renteria Gets Injured, To Miss Time

Definite: Edgar Renteria Exists as a Person

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One year ago today.

Alternate title: Why I will always love Edgar Renteria.

Other alternate title: I love this call by David B. Flemming.