Finnish tabloid Iltalehti published this half a year ago. Here it is translated in English. Idea for this came from my follower, Kameli!
There’s either too much or too little snow and it’s too wet or too dry.
They took Karelia and now they are buying the rest of our land.
3. Swedish Ice Hockey team.
Why they’re always winning?
4. Swedish speaking people in Finland
We can tolerate the Swedish speaking people in Sweden though.
Impertinently interfering with my peace with their pure existence
Why they have to stick themselves in everywhere
The worst mistake for a (rare) popular celebrity is to become a politician
8. Anyone who succeed in life
You cannot succeed or show that you’re successful. That’s just bragging.
9. Everyone else in traffic
Motorists, cyclists, buses, shuffling walkers, even that damn brown hare who ran across the road.
10. Rich people
There’s something rotten in them.
There’s something rotten in them too
12. Officials and the ”system”
The worst of them all is Social Services. They do nothing right.
Because of it working it’s worthless
14. Other than ”real” jobs
What is a consultant? Suspicious.
15. Stranger trying to open a conversation with you
What’s wrong with him?
Immigrants will take our jobs and our women
17. Traffic wardens
Bullying innocent people
18. Phone seller
THAT’S HOME HARASSMENT
Kill ’em all.
20. Dog poo
There’s dog poo in snow. Again!
And as a bonus:
Finland and Finns.
Shitty country, shitty people.