dwight-as-jim

Imagine Hide playing a prank on Kaneki. Like Hide wears a brown wig and it’s pretty realistic and on pretty tight so it looks real and won’t come off. Kaneki sees him the next day and is like “what happened to your Blond hair?” And Hide is like “What blond hair? I’ve always had brown hair.” And Kaneki is like nooo. You have blond hair from bleaching it. Hide is like I don’t know what you’re talking out and takes out his phone of the picture they took the day before and Hide clearly has brown hair in the pic and Kaneki is like “????” Kaneki asks another classmate what Hide normal hair color is and they say brown and Kaneki is even more confused and this goes on all day. Hide says he has to go to the bathroom and Kaneki waits for him outside, still thinking about his fucking hair like wtf and Hide comes back and has blond hair. Kaneki is at a loss for words but finally asks “What happened to your brown hair???” And Hide responds “What brown hair?”

The signs as The Office quotes

Aries: “Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car. So sue me.”

Taurus: “I’m not superstitious…but I am a little-stitious.”

Gemini: “DWIGHT, YOU IGNORANT SLUT.” 

Cancer: “I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.”

Leo: “I am Beyonce, always.” 

Virgo: “There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”

Libra: “Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call protective services.”

Scorpio: “…that’s what she said”

Sagittarius: “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”

Capricorn: “I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car.”

Aquarius: “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”

Pisces: “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” 

there should be a reality tv show that goes around to high schools all over the US and films in the style of the office or parks and rec, so people can actually look into the camera when someone does something fucking stupid