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To my roadwife, my flawless bestie, my machine gun, my little badass, and my own queenbee. You've been the most amazing person to ever come into my life, even if it's only online. You make me laugh on a regular basis and lately I've needed it more than ever. You're just dandy, okay? And don't let anyone tell you different or else they'll deal with me. ( >:| I'm serious, people. I've cussed out bitches on her behalf before.) Happy birthday, friend! Have the greatest day ever because you deserve it!