duck-song


"̄ͧ̂̂ͨͪ̾͛͏̖̩͉͉̘̼̼ͅḤ̗͍̩ͪͣ͛̄̇́͟e̅͟͏̣̥̗ͅy̨͇̯͚̝͌.͓̺̍ͬ̀̃ͨ͐ͣͥ̋.̠͇͚̤̹̮̗͒̃ͨ̂ͤ̎̈́.̞͕̫͇͈ͬ̈́͑̄ͮ͑͝ͅG̸̨̪͓̜̃̌̋ͤͬ̚o̵͍̳ͤ́͗̎̋̏̽̿ͤ̕t͕͍͎̗̉́ͬ̏ͨ̉ͮͮͩ̕͠ ̼̠̘̰̜̓̕ȁ̝̭̥̬̰̩̰̖̐͗̍͜n̡̜͉̗ͣ̊ͪ̃̔ͫ͗̀y̴̧̪̫̝̫̿ͭ͌͊ͫ͋͢ ̨̻̥͎̯̠̃̽ͮ̈̇̅̒̊́͢g̰̹̥̲͒ͪͩ͑ͦ̊̔̂r̟͉̠͚̖͚̻̜͗̓ͨ̆a̰̺̖ͬ̆̀ͪ̕͜p̧̡͌ͭ͊̋̒͏͈̜͇̦̱ë̡͕̟̬͈́̊̄̔s̞̜͓̱͍̟̊̂͌̇ͯ͐͝͝?͇͖̳̙ͭ̏̆ͩͦ̆ͦ̚ͅ"̺̯̻̰̭̽ͪ̊̃̄͒̿͝ͅ

Dancing Queen by ABBA came out in August, 1976, which was just in time for Sirius’ seventeenth birthday, and if you don’t think Remus got the other Marauders to play it every possible chance to try and annoy Sirius, you’re wrong. If you don’t believe that Sirius loved every second of it, but pretended not to in public (because he’s punk, damn it), then, frankly, I have no idea what you’re even doing with your life.

Bam bam bam, badum ba dum,

A duck walked up to the Sopor Stand, 

He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,

"Hey!" Ba ba bum,

"Got any cake?"

The troll said, “No we don’t have any cake.

Sopor’s the only thing we’ve ever made”

The duck said, “what a shame”

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

'Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum

When the duck walked up to the Sopor Stand,

He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,

"Hey!" Ba ba bum,

"Got any cake?"

The troll said, “No we never had cake fuckface,

We have Slime, would you like a taste?”

The duck said, “No way!”

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle, 

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle, 

'Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum

When the duck walked up to the Sopor Stand,

He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,

"Hey!" Ba ba bum,

"Got any cake?"

The troll said, “What the fuck is wrong with you?

We don’t have cake; we never do!”

The duck said, “How true.”

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle, waddle,

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

'Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum

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a duck walked down to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand

hey

bum bum bum

got any grapes?

the man said

no, we just sell lemonade

but it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all home-made

can i get you a glass?

the duck said

NO I WANT LEMONADE YOU WILL NOW SACRIFICE  YOUR SOUL TO ME