• sydney:SIGHS
  • sydney:what if everybody just started calling penises doodleys
  • kelliborn:OH MY GOD
  • sydney:"IM GONNA STICK MY DOODLEY IN YOUR TWAT" "OH MISTER BOYFRIEND OOOOH"
  • kelliborn:" im gonna ride your doodley all night "
  • kelliborn:JESUS
  • sydney:WE GOTTA
  • sydney:WE GOTTA DO THIS OH MY GOFDS
  • kelliborn:NO I DONT WANNA MAKE IT A THING..
  • sydney:ITS TOO LATE
  • sydney:IT ALREADY IS

skythian said:

hey hey do mine pssstt you alreayd know my STUFF

ALRIGHT YOU GET NOTHING YOU LOSE FOREVER NO QUEST

ok though FOR REAL HERE WE GO

well ok since you’re the prince of light, you either destroy your aspect or use it to destroy. SO LUCK! i think that down below the land of chaos and echos, like with all your armadillos, they’d run sort of like a casino? for fun and stuff! just a bunch of luck based games. and to progress at all you’d need to win a bunch of these games, but you’d probably lose a bunch instead because y’know casino odds aren’t very good?? so eventually in one of the caves after you’d been exploring an armadillo would like ask you to play a game that you couldnt possibly lose?? and then once you’d win they’d bring you to your quest bed. once you ascend, you’d get INSANE CRAZY LUCK SKILLS, and you’d go win all the games. (or destroy everyone else’s chance of winning, giving you the default victory!) one of the absolutely impossible games to win before would be easy for you now, and eventually one of them would get an armadillo to lead you to your denizen in a back room. and you’d destroy them by crushing all their luck, or using your luck of the draw (like the cave collapsing on top of them and not even touching you) to win!! then once you’d go up to the top, none of that chaos would even touch you because of its low luck. then you could build up your house without any fear of imps attacking you and make it to the next world!!

i can change stuff if you want O:

so yesterday i was suppose to pick a recipe and i goofed off so when my mom walked around i pretty much closed half my tabs and opened one and told her i was gonna make it and i just ripped it off my food blog and here i am using a tumblr recipe and get off my facebook assbutt

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