last night i had a dream that was a followup to the flooded river corpse dream from a few weeks ago. i found a body in the mud that had been missed by the recovery team and took out my phone to call it in.
I tried dialing 911 and got 119, 191, 111, and 919. no matter how carefully i pushed the buttons. it then dawned on me that i can never dial 911 in dreams, which means i was dreaming. i threw a fit yelling at myself that the jig was up, i knew i was dreaming, fourth wall fuckin broken ok, but this felt real and i wanted to report the goddamn body in the river, so how about YOU LET ME DIAL 911 AND GET ON WITH IT ALREADY.
alas. 9111, 91A, 999… can’t dial 911 in a dream. even if you know you’re only dreaming.
it was very frustrating, but fucking funny.