how do people honestly think that draco malfoy is cool
this little twerp was an eleven year old who shakes hands with other eleven year olds like they’re securing a business deal and spent hours working on badges that said POTTER STINKS and glared at his /archenemy/ from three tables over because he’s weirdly obsessed with harry
also. no twelve year old has an archenemy.
draco malfoy is so not cool, he’s incredibly lame and tries too hard and uses bad pick up lines that never work and cries when he gets a spot on his newest robe and creates anger between himself and harry just for something to do and probably loves cats and befriends the biggest Slytherin boys just so he won’t get beat up
draco my trash son
i don’t know if i can take one more post mentioning his ~aloofness~ and ~mysteriousness~ i’m sorry that’s just hysterical.