Today was my second day in Province town. It was a nice slow day. I woke up and helped make cookies and a cake for tomorrow’s 4th of July party. Of course my little cousin Reed continued to be adorable as he talked endlessly while making the cookies. My aunt left for work and we hung out until the cake was done.After that we went to the hair salon that my aunt owns. Then after we visited her we went downtown.
First of all, that was the worst idea ever because it was hot as hell out. I felt like I was going to die. That’s surprising because I’m pretty good at dealing with heat but this was just ridiculous.
Second of all, wow were there a lot of hot guys there. There was a hot shirtless guy like every few feet. It was very hard from me to pay attention to where I was walking.
Then I stopped for a second and realized. A good majority of these men are most likely gay. Actually I saw most of them with their partners. Then the ones I saw who weren’t gay were with a girlfriend. So it just proves that all the good men are either gay or taken.
While I was there we walked down the pier and some boys,who looked like they were in middle school, were sitting on a bench together. One of them was checking me out. At first I was all flattered.
Then I remeber they looked like middle schoolers and I was like:
I’m so out of their league.
After that we went home and then to the beach. It was really nice and the breeze was refreshing. We got home and so did my aunt. We had dinner and I got to talk to Reed. I asked him if he could read and I was expecting him to say no since he’s only 5. He said yes.
Why is this kid so smart. I think I might have to get parenting tips from my cousin and her husband.The night was kinda boring after that.
As of right now people are shooting off fire works on the beach.
Hey as they say “It’s never too early for freedom!”
Oh never mind apparently someone called the police because the grass set on fire.
Sucks to be them!
cr: the gifs are not mine