Here's one terrible headcanon

With almost every ~young hip beamslinger~ action he does, Loki engages in inner, spiteful, imaginary conversations with Kid Loki about it. Just to rub it in, like the batshit lousy winner/loser he is.

"You never tried this flavor of milkshake, right? You’d really like it… Oh wait, you can’t try it because you’re dead!"

"Okay, I’ll grant you that one. You were totally right about the bacon. Oh wait, we can’t agree anymore because you’re dead!"

"Do you think this pink theme for our phone is hip enough? Is it fine by you if I paint it lime green as platinum as a color is dull? Oh wait, it’s MY phone now because you’re dead!"

"Did you see the way I escaped from Miss America? Classic trickster! Oh wait, you can’t appreciate it because you’re dead!"

"Hey, we’re finally getting a team-up with superhero kids around your age! Oh wait, only me because you’re dead!"

"I hope you don’t mind if I add Mister Sinister to my— I mean our Facebook. Oh wait, you don’t mind because you’re dead!"

loki’s ruse is gonna be unrused by daimon hellstrom let me tell you why

daimon’s the only one who can fully testify to kid loki’s personality.  thor has a more complete knowledge of Kid Loki, but he also has a complete knowledge of reg Loki and Lady Loki and all the Lokis that ever Lokid and he’s managed to love all of them unconditionally

but well yeah there’s a certain thickheadedness that he’s probably developed to be able to deal with all that Loki and if he found out that would be the least fun i’d ever have with a comic so we’re gonna pretend that’d just not a possibility even though it is because he knows Loki better than anyone (which isn’t a lot, because Loki is chaos etc)

ok so daimon would show up like what up i got a big cock and he’d be like where’s leah and loki would be  like well u seeee

and i don’t know i don’t write this thing but basically daimon knows kid loki as a person in his own right well enough that if he’s being very un-kid lokiy he’ll notice but he’s detached enough (both from Kid Loki and the history of Loki) that he won’t dismiss it as him having a weird day/him being Loki

yes there i’ve done it

purplemika asked:

Do you know the context behind Miss America hitting Kid Loki? Did she find out that he's actually a creepy old man pretending to be a kid? Please?(Or did she hit what she thought was a 13 year old that hard?)

in the Vengeance miniseries, where she was introduced, Kid Loki (the original one, albeit extremely ooc, because it was a different, non-Gillen writer and that is terrible) fucked with her team at the time (they were trying to counteract a team of young villains from recruiting him, so she already knew he was a god) and sent her to hell or something (i don’t have a copy on me, I don’t remember the details). 

So basically, he was on her shit list beforehand.

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I kind of want Loki to end up really liking being around these guys and he gets conflicted about screwing them over. All I can see is Loki screwing himself over again. Hopefully w/o tearing the team a part in the process.

it would be so amazing if the team became his morality litter, and then if he absolutely has to go it’ll be, like, earning his new reputation as not-all-bad that kid loki got for him.

idk as long as thor eventually finds out what went down i’ll be a happy la miserablee