je fais une overdose de feels c’est pas bien aaaaaaaaaaaah j’ai la poitrine en feu à cause de ce putain de yaoi uuuuuuuuuuughh j’ai pas besoin de ce sentiment là, j’suis déjà assez stressée vu que j’dois me lever à 6h et quelques et il est 2h du mat’…… où est la cooooorde, je dois me pendreeeeeeee

thedepxrted said:

※ @ jay

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                     ”sir gimli grump-grump… yeah that’s my new nickname
                     for you when you’re sleeping. you’re a fucking asshole,”
                     she imitates his voice,   “tell me somethin’ i don’t know
                     sugar.” scout can’t stop giggling,       “you’re stupid, real
                     fricken’ stupid, but i love you my giant douchebaguette.”

thedepxrted said:

❧ for a text that was about my muse, but was meant to be for someone else. @ skye

           「catty」  i still can’t believe you have douchebaguette
                               tattooed on your P E N I S.

thedepxrted said:

+ jayden

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                     "jayden simmons; gimli, grumpy   cat in human form, colossal
                     douchebaguette with a fuse shorter than an atom bomb. i can
                     honestly tell you i know he   is the most toxic person in my life.
                     he’ll actually be the first to      tell you i can do better, but i don’t 
                     want to do better. iwannadohim.     i know he cares about me,
                     i know walter hates him and i know i should too. i can’t seem
                     to bring myself to do it.     although i did punch him in the face
                     once. …i love him,      and i know it’s mutual. he’s a bastard. a
                     sick twisted bastard, but he’s mine.”

        the mun;
                     this was one of those things    we started as an au and some
                     how it ended up becoming      canon and i don’t know when it
                     happened but it did. they kill me, like all our ships they frickin’
                     murder me. they have a peculiar dynamic that works for them,
                     and honestly they are my ot3. like. always and forever.

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