Newsies Confession: True story: I was going through the bargain bin at Walmart the other day, and found a DVD of “The Incredible Mr. Limpet”. I instantly broke out into uncontrolable hysterical laughter, because all I could think of was, “I’m Don Knotts—the top dog; the big cheese; the head banana!” A few customers gave me some very annoyed, slightly disturbed looks. It was worth it.