DOLLY PARTON FUCKING GETS IT. I DON’T CARE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT COUNTRY MUSIC, THIS BADASS BITCH HAS BEEN AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN SINCE SHE STARTED IN THE BIZ, IN THE 19-FUCKING-60s. WHEN HER FUCKING RECORD LABEL TOLD HER SHE COUDLN’T RELEASE A COUNTRY ALBUM, BECAUSE THEY WANTED HER TO KEEP DOING FUCKING POP MUSIC, SHE WROTE A SONG THAT WENT TO NUMBER SIX ON THE CHARTS, AND THE DUDES AT THE LABEL WERE LIKE, “OKAY FINE, FINE! YOU WIN BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING GOLD.” SINCE THEN SHE’S WRITTEN 3,000 FUCKING SONGS, BROKEN RECORDS WITH #1 HITS, HAS RECEIVED A SHIT-TON OF AWARDS AND HONORS, AND SHE HAS HER OWN FUCKING AMUSEMENT PARK. LET’S ALSO NOT FORGET HER INCREDIBLE ACTING CAREER WHICH INCLUDES SUCH POWERFUL FILMS AS STEEL FUCKING MAGNOLIAS (EVERYONE’S FAVORITE MOVIE), AND 9 TO 5, WHERE SHE KIDNAPS HER SEXIST, MISOGYNISTIC BOSS, WHOM EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES, AND BLACKMAILS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. WITHOUT GIVING ANYTHING AWAY, DOLLY’S CHARACTER, DORALEE, IS REIGNED A FUCKING HERO. DOLLY PARTON: I’D LIKE TO MEET YOU, DRINK WHISKEY WITH YOU, GO TO DOLLYWOOD WITH YOU, AND GET SAGE ADVICE FROM YOU ON HOW TO BE A BADASS. YOU FUCKING GET IT.

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This is me and my farmer boyfriend singin and playing Jolene. Give it a listen if you please.

Mumma! The big verdict is in. Blondes do NOT have more fun. 🚫👸🚫 #maurypugvich #blondes #themummabrunette #shenotbiased 😉 #barkbox #beccapugs #pugsrequest #pugsofinstagram #wigoutwednesday #humpday #love #igettreatsforthis #me #ig #nofilter #dollyparton #hasnothingonme #weeklyfluff #dogsofinstagram #funny #humpdayhumor

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As requested by @zed1994 and @j_mulryan here’s “9 to 5” by Dolly Parton :) make sure to request tomorrows song in the comments :) #dollyparton #9to5 #acoustic #cover

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