It’s 9pm, I’m sitting in my kitchen doing homework on my laptop, surrounded by notes, drinking warm ribena and pretending that the farts my dog is emitting aren’t generated in the pits of hell.


>.< haha dog farts are the best LOLOLOL

apparently my mom was hearing creepy voices behind her when she was in the kitchen so she called me over to listen and i had to go mom that is the dog farting behind you