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MULAN AU WHERE BARD IS DRESSING UP LIKE AN ELF TO FIGHT, THRANDY IS HIS TAKE-NO-SHIT TRAINER AND THORIN IS THE LEADER OF THE  HUNS DWARVES THAT ARE COMING TO ATTACK,  LINDIR TAURIEL AND LEGGLES ARE YAO LING AND PO

can you imagine thranduil’s face when Bard take’s his ears off and hair extensions out like

"YOU’RE NOT AN ELF?!"