Our final show of the European tour at King Georg in Koln… I love this chandelier… Thanks to all who’ve come out to our shows!! They’ve all been fantastic! And special thanks to #Discorporate Records, #Zs, and our favorite TM/Sound Engineer Christian Dopping, without whom we’d be lost. (at King Georg)

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day 59: this will destroy you - there are some remedies worse than the disease

well, isn’t that the awful truth.

i god damn shit bitch balls nutsack love this band. it took that many unnecessary bad words to describe it.

if you’re one of those people who likes god is an astronaut, or explosions in the sky, or the mercury program, maybe consider investing some time in this will destroy you. i’ve put them on at work on sundays when there’s no risk of corporate showing up and it mellows EVERYONE out, even most customers. so fucking chill when that happens.

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Crazy Za!. Watch their performance of Gran Muralla China from the album Wanananai for Tots Sants.

Discorporate

Sometimes it amazes me how people act.

But most of the time it doesn’t.

I am becoming increasingly irritated with man lately.

And woman.

My hopes are built up

and then crash to the ground

into a million little sad tears.

They’re like tears in my heart

welling out blood

with every heaving breath I take.

My disappointment

My anger

My fear

My tears

All roll up into one

heaping mass of

water that drowns me.

I am alone.

I will always be alone.

I am here in this well of sadness alone.

My friends have given up on me,

The “true” ones.

I am here alone again.

My skin is starting to crawl.

I am getting sick

of human kind.

I am getting fed up with humanity.

Why is there no one I can trust?

Why do they all live their own lives

without trusting someone special?

I don’t believe that it doesn’t exist.

Buy why have I never seen it?

Why have my tastes for humanity not been satiated?

Where are you people that matter?!

Where is everyone?!

Why am I alone?

Put a ladder at my feet, God.

I need your help.

I trust in something

greater than my limited being

to save me from this prison well.

I am drowning here,

and have begun to lose hope for anyone’s future.

Show me that it’s not true.

Show me the angels living on earth, God!

Show me their faces, God!

I cannot live without seeing their faces;

those kind, intelligent, white holes in space.

I know they exist,

I am one of them.

Where are my brothers and sisters?

Where are my kind souls?

The devil has taken my loves from me.

She has tempted them away

with better things than I could offer.

Better than an angel’s wings.

What more can I give them, God?

To tempt them back to me.

How can I generate kind souls?

Why haven’t I figured it out yet?

I can see every mistake

but only from my point of view.

I can fix every problem

but only with my hands.

I have neither.

I have a body that is not mine

and I therefore have nothing but my soul.

I cannot transfer my soul to another.

My mouth is sewn shut.

So I can hear and see

but cannot walk.

I have no power where I stand.

There is also anxiety and fear here.

They are in those hands

that are not mine.

They are also in my heart,

my head,

and my stomach.

They are terrible companions.

They torture me here

in this hole,

and make the negative energy stronger.

Maybe the devil has not tempted them,

but me!

Are we being pulled apart by time?

Or am I being overtaken by the lies of my mind?!

This faulty perception!

This body is ruining me.

Where have I gone?

Why am I here

in the depths of hell?

Where are my wings?

I can remember it all.

This body has betrayed me again!

Discorporate, to leave the body.

Do that again!

Build your soul up and over that alien body

and overtake it with positive magnetic energy.

The solution.

The solution to this body

that is not mine,

and this hole that it is trapped in

is to leave it…mentally.

Be gone, evil thoughts.

Goodbye hell bound prison.

Goodbye my tender body

and my heart full of tears.

I am off to find solace in myself,

to find stitches to mend you,

to find wings to set you free again,

to bring your light back

to surround you with my love again.

Péché Löv

Vitalic’s “Flashmob” album is like nightclub vaporwave and I am having a discorporational time at work because of it

there should be a thing where everyone who enthusiastically keeps the concept of a “fandom” existing just discorporates 

Boss Encounter for a Haunted House

Built this as a boss encounter for a friend’s home brew adventure. It’s the last encounter in a haunted house. It’s supposed to be a hard fight for a APL 4 party. It’s tactics are to have mage armor cast when the house was entered and if it becomes aware of the PCs it casts shield and Eruptive pustules. Mage armor and shield are reflected in the stat block. In combat it tries to get into melee and use intensified corrosive touch but if it can’t it will use ranged spells. It discorporates if reduced to 25 hit points and flees through cracks in the floor.

Worm that walks

CR 7
XP 3,200
Human Worm That Walks Sorcerer 6 (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 2 0)
Medium vermin (humanoid, human)
Init +8; Senses blindsight 30 ft., darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +8

Defense

AC 25, touch 16, flat-footed 21 (+4 armor, +4 shield, +4 Dex, +1 natural, +2 insight)
hp 53 (6d6+30); fast healing 7
Fort +5, Ref +6, Will +5
Defensive Abilities worm that walks traits; DR 15/—; Immune critical hits, disease, flanking, paralysis, poison, sleep; Resist acid 5

Offense

Speed 30 ft.
Melee slam +3 (1d6 plus grab)
Special Attacks bloodline arcana: draconic, discorporate, grab (Large), claws, squirming embrace
Sorcerer Spells Known (CL 6th; concentration +10):
   3rd (4/day)—eruptive pustulesUM (DC 17)
   2nd (6/day)—acid arrow, elemental touchAPG, resist energy
   1st (7/day)—corrosive touchUM, expeditious retreat, mage armor, magic missile, shield
   0 (at will)—acid splash, bleed (DC 14), daze (DC 14), flare (DC 14), ghost sound (DC 14), read magic, touch of fatigue (DC 14)

Statistics

Str 10, Dex 18, Con 16, Int 13, Wis 10, Cha 18
Base Atk +3; CMB +3 (+11 grapple); CMD 23
Feats Combat Casting, Diehard, Eschew Materials, Improved Initiative, Intensified SpellAPG, Toughness
Skills Intimidate +13, Knowledge (arcana) +10, Perception +8, Sense Motive +8, Spellcraft +10, Stealth +12, Use Magic Device +13; Racial Modifiers +8 Perception, +8 Sense Motive, +8 Stealth
Languages Aklo, Common
SQ bloodlines (draconic)
Combat Gear scroll of fireball; Other Gear belt of giant strength +2, 125 gp

Special Abilities

Blindsight (30 feet) Sense things and creatures without seeing them.
Bloodline Arcana: Draconic (Ex) +1 damage per die for [Acid] spells.
Combat Casting +4 to Concentration checks to cast while on the defensive.
Damage Reduction (15/-) You have Damage Reduction against all attacks.
Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white vision only).
Diehard You are stable and can choose how to act when at negative Hp.
Discorporate (Su) A worm that walks can collapse into a shapeless swarm of worms as a free action. All held, worn, and carried items fall and its Strength score drops to 1. The worm that walks functions as a true swarm while discorporated, with a reach of 0 feet (its
Energy Resistance, Acid (5) You have the specified Energy Resistance against Acid attacks.
Eschew Materials Cast spells without materials, if component cost is 1 gp or less.
Fast Healing 7 (Ex) Heal damage every round unless you are killed.
Grab: Slam (Large) (Ex) You can start a grapple as a free action if you hit with the designated weapon.
Immunity to Critical Hits You are immune to Critical Hits
Immunity to Disease You are immune to diseases.
Immunity to Flanking You are immune to flanking.
Immunity to Paralysis You are immune to paralysis.
Immunity to Poison You are immune to poison.
Immunity to Sleep You are immune to sleep effects.
Intensified Spell You can cast a spell that can exceed its normal damage die cap by 5 (if you have the caster level to reach beyond that cap).
Magic Claws (7 rounds/day) (Ex) 2 Magic Claw attacks deal 1d4 damage.
Scroll of fireball Add this item to create a scroll with spells on it.
Squirming Embrace (2d6+0, DC 16) (Ex) If a worm that walks grapples a foe, as a swift action, it can cause a swarm of worms to squirm over the grappled creature. These worms deal automatic swarm damage with no attack roll needed (see the table below). If a creature takes damage from the
Worm that Walks Traits A worm that walks has no discernible anatomy, and is not subject to critical hits or flanking. Reducing a worm that walks to 0 hit points causes it to discorporate (see below) - a worm that walks at 0 hit points is staggered, and one at negative hit

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