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Smuppet Collection:

Jane Crocker: http://alexissam.tumblr.com/

Dirk Strider: http://terrachained.tumblr.com/

Art: http://ask-dirkandjane.tumblr.com/

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GG: Hoo hoo, Strider, your shirt is so big on me!

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GG: How are things going on you e—

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GG: Pfffffftttttthahahahahahaa!!

TT: Don’t you dare fucking laugh.

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TT: Fuck this. Why the fuck did I do this? I look like a gay stylist. The ones that women flock to when in need of emotional support. That’s fucking right, ladies. Come to Strider and lay all of your tears upon this expensive-ass three-sizes-too-small shirt of mine and I shall hold you with all of my gay glory.

TT: Fuck you, Jane.

GG: Well, there was this one gift…

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GG: Strider had seemed flustered for the first time I’ve ever seen him! Hoo hoo, it was quite the sight.

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GG: But I couldn’t understand for the life of me what the point of it was!

TT: You only needed to look closer and squint a bit and maybe you’d get it.

GG: Golly, Strider, you know I’ve tried that!

GG: But, as you know, I’m blind as a bat. There might as well be nothing there.

TT: Well, there is something there. Just keep looking and maybe you’ll get my message.

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TT: Once or twice, Jane has managed to convince me to engage in these shenanigans with her.

TT: I’ll admit they aren’t nearly as foolish as you would think they are at first hand.

TT: On a side note, I’m surprised I fit in her father’s clothing. Really. It’s quite a shock to me.

GG: Strider!!!

GG: Stay in character. >:B

GG: Hoo hoo hoo, Consulting Detective Crocker here at your service!

TT: And Moriar— I mean, Strider. Here to ruin the entire business by being fucking awesome.

TT: I… suppose I can do that. A strange request, but nonetheless.

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GG: Wait a second, Strider, what are you doing with my—

GG:

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GG: …glasses.

TT: Jane, what is this sugary world coated with sparkles and sunshine I am observing? Where in God’s name is that sweet scent of gummy bears and shaving cream coming from? Why have I neglected to see these things until now?

GG: I think you should take those off.

TT: Why in God’s name would I do that?

GG: So that I can actually see. >:B

TT:

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TT: …I think I have eye cavities.

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