WELL COCKTRUCK emy requested all of them so im going to do all of them
1. The meaning behind my URL
: Homo = Frodo, Faggins = Baggins. Frodo Baggins = Homo Faggins
2. A picture of me: tagged/matt hays
3. Why I love my bestfriend: He understands me and gets me and is the best bro a guy could ask for. He’s basically my boyfriend tbh.
4. Last time I cried and why: To be honest, I relapsed a few days ago and my bae said something that nobody’s ever said to me before and I felt so supported and loved that I started crying. Earlier that day I cried becAUSE MATH IS FUCKING DUMB AND IT CAN GO TO HELL.
5. Piercings I have
: vertical labret. I’ve had my eyebrow, nose, ears, regular labret, and stretched ears as well. I’m looking forward to getting a lot more piercings when I have the money.
6. Favorite Band: Bowling for Soup
7. Biggest turn off(s): Talking about exes or current crushes or family members during the sex just dont do it honestly.
8. Top 5 favorite PEZ dispensers: my combination pez dispenser/flashlight/magnifying glass/compass, my giant darth vader that plays the sith theme, my box set of star trek TNG dispensers, my lotr box set, my hobbit box set.
9. Tattoos I want: Anchor with a banner that reads “live pop punk”, notebook paper on my wrist, “all i want is to pet all of the dogs” with puppies over my thigh scars, a pumpkin, and like 300 others tbh
10. Biggest turn on(s): neck kissing/biting/sucking/touching/slightly choking, hipbone rubbing, lip biting, touching me in general tbh
11. Age: E T E R N A L. (18 years old)
12. Ideas of a perfect date: My house with my girl, under my fairy lights, Wayne’s World on Netflix, with kisses and cuddling and touching.
13. Life goal(s)
: kick ass, go to space, represent the human race
14. Piercings I want
: eyebrow again, MAYBE septum, I want to stretch my ears again, nipples after top surgery, downstairs stuff
15. Relationship status
: taken????? kinda???? yeah
16. Favorite movie: Cool Runnings, Labyrinth, Annie, Hairspray, etc. This is the worst question to ask me.
17. A fact about my life
: I’m Hard of Hearing and I have a screw in my skull that i pick at a lot
: Lightning. So bad. If you see this, please tag it for me.
19. Middle name
: Fuckmaster. (Lawrence)