[4:13:54 PM] Lawd Satin: “I’m so fuckin hungry”
"Hello, so fuckin hungry"
"I’m gonna squeeze your tit off."
"If a guy named Roy said he was going to squeeze your tit off, would he be a viceroy?"
"Don’t even talk to me"
[4:16:14 PM] Lawd Satin: I just thought, ‘so she’s going to squeeze it off like a vise?’ and my pun department sent in a note saying ‘viceroy’ and that’s what happened
[4:16:49 PM] Lawd Satin: might as well say there’s a pun derpartment in my brain because they come so easily
[4:17:00 PM] Lawd Satin: “derp”artment was not intended but I left it
[4:17:06 PM] Lawd Satin: so I guess it’s pun intentional
[4:17:21 PM] Lawd Satin: I hate myself