K, story time: Today in EFF (cooking class), one of my friends made a noise that was hella weird to all of us. I snort and try to mimic the noise, thus starting a match between us of who can make the weirder noise. The bell rings, and right when we’re stepping out into the hall she lets out a “BAHH” noise, like a sheep. I reply with “BAA”, making some kids stare at us. A ways down the hall, I hear a faint (and slightly confused) “..baah?” sound. Then another kid chimes in, quietly chanting “baaa~”. Next thing we know, the entire 2nd floor of the school is baahing like a herd of deranged sheep, which is obviously confusing the hell out of the teachers. The bahhing grows louder, almost as if demanding something in forbidden sheep tounge, which finally draws one of the teachers out of her room to promptly stop all the kids and yell at them to basically shut the fuck up and stop making sheep noises. Everyone goes silent. One kid looks up, down, back up, makes dead eye contact with her, and quietly says, “..well baaAAAaaAAAaaHhh to YOU TOO!”
The teacher loses her shit.
She starts screaming at everyone in the hallway to get back to their classrooms before she “sends us all to the principal herself” (keep in mind there’s at least 50 – 90 kids herded in this one long hallway), which then prompts the kids to stare at each other for a bit. They then smirk, turn to her, and start chanting “BAAH, BAAH, VI-VA LA FLUFF-LE” over and over again, causing the entire fucking hallway to start chanting this, including the kids coming up / down the stairs. It gets so bad that they have to actually speak through the PA system (announcement speakers) and tell us to get to class or else _____ punishment would be done. (it was something like making us tardy even if we got to class or something, idk, to busy trying to remember how to breath)
SO, eventually everyone calms down and gets to their classes.
Skip to 8th period (last class of the day) in Spanish I. We were learning how to say diff. animals in Spanish, so the teacher’s flicking through the powerpoint on the board with diff. farm animals.
One of those happens to be a sheep.
And before she can get a full word out, everyone who had been in / overheard what the hell happened in the hall screamed in unison “MEEEHBAAAAAA~” and “VIVA LA FLUFFLE”. This apparently startled the shit out of the poor teacher who yelped and practically flung her projector remote into the board that it was controlling, and there was a loud pound on the wall from the classroom next to us, followed by “DON’T EVEN DARE BRING THAT “VIVA LA SHEEP’S ASS” OR WHATEVER UP HERE” (bc Spanish I is on the 3rd floor, while all the chaos was on the second), which caused everyone to giggle and snort quite loudly.
The bell rang soon after, but none of us could get up to leave because we were still laughing so hard that even the kids who did manage to get up ended up stumbling and either slamming against a desk or curling up under one on the carpet because they couldn’t physically breath from how hard they were laughing.
It’s only the 2nd day of school.
We still have the entire year left to reek this kind of havoc on anyone and everyone <3
TL;DR: Don’t start a sheep revolution in the first week of school unless you want to annoy the fucking shit out of every living mass of flesh inside the fucking building.