• Person 1:I'm really pretty & popular
  • Person 2:I'm really smart
  • Person 3:I'm super artistic
  • Person 4:I can sing like Beyonce
  • Person 5:I'm athletic
  • Me:I'm good at breathing
  • Me:chokes

I think its really stupid how when people that speak english are talking to people that don’t, they start using a stupid accent like that’ll help the non-english speakers understand them. What the fuck guys.

ok so i gave my dogs peanut butter and now they’re following me around wanting more and i told them to go away like 13 times and they wont go away and so i got really upset and i screamed at them and i was like "I DON’T HAVE ANY MORE PEANUT BUTTER AHHHHHH"

AND THE NEIGHBORS CAME TO THE DOOR AND THEY WERE LIKE?

"uhh.. are you okay?"

and i was like

"i’m out of peanut butter, bye"

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