dee cries

nO BUT LIKE THERE WAS THIS

AND THEN WE GOT THIS

(still laughing at that omg)

AND THEN SOMEHOW IT BECOMES THIS?????

AND THEN IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH OF A TRANSFORMATION WE GET THIS

(omfg is he wearing a boston shirt asjgfklt;jrsgdfl;jhgf also dogs)

THEN WE GET THIS

AND THIS

AT THE SAME TIME AS THIS

AND THIS

AND THEN WE HAVE THIS

wHY

8

And Tweedle Dee is usually with Tweedle Dum or the other way around and they’re always in the back and if there’s a mirror… [That’s it!] they’re in there.

girl wuz on her fone textin her bf. 

“brb” boy sed.

“k” girl sed. so she waited for 5 minetes but den she started to get worreed.

“bbz?” girl sed. 

“BBZ!!! BBZ PLZ ANSWER!!!” girl sed.

“BBZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” girl sed.

“BBZ!” girl sed.

“ANSWER ME BBZ!!!!” girl sed. she stil got no respons. so she ran over to his home and ran insid up to his bedrom.

boy wuz ded wid his brians bloown al ovr da wals. his fone had expooded becuz girl sent to many texts!

“BBZ NO IM SOREE” girl wailed but boy wuz alredy ded.

;( ;( ;( LIKE DIS IF U CRI EVRY TIME ); ); );

boy and girl were relly happy togeder. but girls twin sister wuz jelus cuz she lieked boy. so girls twin sister went up to boy when girl wusnt dere and sed

“do u love me?”

“no i love ur sister” sed boy. girls twin sister cried and ran to da cops. becuz she wuz girls twin sister she luked eksactly liek girl so she got a restranning order aganst boy in girls nam.

boy wuz hartbrocen but he respeected her wishes and dey never saw eech odder agan!!!!

;( ;( ;( LIEK DIS IF U CRI EVRY TIME ); ); );

boy went to c gf in hospetal (she had been hit by a car)

“bbz r u ok?” sed boy.

“WHAT KIND OF STOOPID QWESTON IS THAT” screched girl.

“bbz plz” sed boy.

“GET OOT I HATE U!!!!!!” yeeled girl.

“bbz!” sed boy. he was sad.

“OOT!!!!” yeeled girl. boy ran awa cring. DEN an evel man cam oot from under da bed holdin a gun!!!

“now u wil nevar get back togeter!” sed the evel man. girl criyed.

“plz let me go aftah him” criyed girl.

“no” sed da evil man. wen da evel man. wen da evel man went awa girl ran aftah boy. she fund him in da road. he had ben criyng to hard to c da car coming. 

“BBZ NO!” yeeled girl. she ran into da road. “bbz the evel man mad me say it i didnt want to!!!!” sed girl. but boy wuz alredy ded.

;( ;( ;( LIEK DIS IF U CRI EVRY TIME ); ); );

so mah frend sent meh dis stori, it is so trajick!!!!! WARNIN TRAJICK!!!!!!

Boi had a cruch on gril eva sints he waz a lil boi

Gril waz the most populer gril in hole scull

Den boi azk gurl on dayte

Day go on dat

Gril weres a purpl drass

Boi weres a tanck tup

Boi den beginz 2 get scurd but he azk hur 2 bee hiz gf anywai!!!111

‘U bee meh gurl!!!1111?12212’ he azk

'Yas’ dey den kiss

Thay r hapeh

Butt den…

homafowbick man showt gril!

'LEZBYAN!!!1111’ he showt

Boi cri

Butt den

Boi seas da homafowbick man ho ses 'lol u r a babeh’ he sed

Den boi flexaz

'OW NOWWWWW!1111111 pls dunt heart meh wid dowse big mussls’ homafowbick man sed

Boi punsh him nd he go 2 spayce

Boi cri mur az hee hulds da bodee of the gril he luvd

'GRIL PLZ DNT DYE ON MEH!!!111112349201039;8&-“1@2@(angry)’ he cri

Gril den smiyl

'I wuv u boi’ gril den dy

;( ;( ;( LIEK DIS IF U CRI EVRYTIEM ); ); );

ok so i herd a reel sad stroi

gil was wid boi n dey wer on d8 but thn grl ask oi if he luv her 5ver like al da sad storis say n he sed no

gilr strted cryn n run away frum boi n boi ay “nu bby com bak!!” but it 2 lat n giurl run into da rood n get shot

boi ranz to her body n hld her

gril wuz dedd

boi sob n sai

“i luv u 100evr”

dat men he luvd her mmor dan 5ver!!11

;( ;( ;( LIEK DIS IF U CRI EVRY TIME ); ); );