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N̡͇͍̦̹̠͎͓̟͎͓̮͉͓ͬͪ̈́ͮͩ̉ͪ̔́͒ͩͅo̸̖̖̮̪̖̤̎͂͒̎̕͜͢ͅt͉̰̭̼̠̰̭̯͉̪ͮͦ͒̃̽ͤ͗ͬ̆̇̎̄̚̚̕͠ĭ͕̼̲̻̩̖̩̤̩͖̄͗ͩ̽ͭ̐̋̏͑̇ͦ͋̕͟ͅc̯̦̝̼̟͈̠͙͓͉͖̼̞̻̺͕͒ͫ̆̋̈͛̑̽̏̅͐͗͘͢͟͠͡ȇ͌ͯ͆̌̋ͧ̌ͯ̓͋͑̍̕҉͚̖̟͉̭̗̳̘͙̰̺̜̹̪͕ ̧̝̫̙̙̯͓͕̟͕͑̔̌ͭ̑̒̔̃ͨ͗̊̈́́͡m̶̧̪̟̭̙̜̱͚ͤ͑̓̃́̕͟ȩ̢̭̗̳̱̜̭͔̰̻͎̤͈̥̞̺̟̿̿̈́ͨ̎̐́͝͠ͅ,̴̴̤͎̻̗͔͔̭̭̹̞̮̰͔̩͑̇̍̾̃̄̑̌ͨ́͊̐̅͒̀̚̚̕͡ ͖͈̩̻̣̙̬̑̾͗̅͛̀͜͞ͅs̸̛̲̗̥͓̘̤̪̭̞͙͓̻̪͇̩̜ͬ̉̎̓̉͂̉ͧ̅̾͌ͮ̌͂̌ͯ̐̈̚͘͟e̛̖̖̹̪̲̣̦̰̺̫͖͖͈͉͙͕ͬ̌̆̊̉̉̓̎̄̚͜͟n͊̆ͭ̂ͯͤ̅ͫ̒͌͂̔͌̏̿̀̚̚҉̴̧͖̲̳̜̼͇͢͠p̵̝̬̼̞̋́ͥ͊ͦ̾͜͡ǎ͈̟̠͙̳̍͗́̚̕͢͢ị̡̩̯̯̹̬̠̗̫̠̈́̌̆̍̿̏̕ͅ

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Noiz Not-Really-Dating Sim!

I used Noiz as my test subject, to see what I could do with Ren’Py and JEdit. Turned out pretty well, as far as transitions and effects go. Anyway, this works on Linux, Mac, and Windows. I have it up for download via Dropbox, here. Zip file size: 69.66 MB. Also, here’s the poll I’m talking about in the beginning.

Have fun. It’s really short, and you don’t have to install shit. Just extract and play. [EDIT - I’ll have the walkthrough up on my blog under this tag.]

Hussie should just do a full-on Homestuck dating sim.

You approach Eridan Ampora in the school cafeteria.
> Engage in conversation
> Flee
>Give him a wedgie (blackrom)
>Give him a wedgie (platonic)

You engage him in conversation. Unfortunately, you have nothing in common, no mutual friends, and no reason to speak to him at all!
> End conversation
> Introduce yourself
> Discuss the weather
> Make out with him

Er…perhaps you didn’t hear me. You have NOTHING IN COMMON, NO MUTUAL FRIENDS, and NO REASON TO SPEAK TO HIM AT ALL, much less make out with him.
> Flee
> Make out with him anyway

Not even going to introduce yourself first? Seriously, you’ve been playing this game for thirty seconds. It’s your first day at a new school, and you’re gonna walk up to the first troll kid you see and smooch them?
> Yes
> Weep with shame

You are now making out with Eridan Ampora.

Watch on elevenwholock.tumblr.com

- Romantic Time Traveler Boyfriend dating sim

 No but the names they give everyone i’m crying!

KBTBB 50% OFF SALE

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It’s back to school and we know you need some time to relax!

In appreciation to all of our fans,Kissed by the Baddest Bidder is having a 50% OFF original price sale! This is our first 50% off sale, and we would like to thank all of you for supporting us; we strive to produce the best adventures for you to enjoy.

All Main Stories:  

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Please re-blog and tell all your friends. The sale isn’t going to last long.

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The 10 Most Important Steam Reviews For ‘Hatoful Boyfriend’ - The Pigeon Dating Sim

Yesterday, Steam saw the release of Hatoful Boyfriend - a game legendary for its bizarre premise: it’s a dating sim…for pigeons. Originally designed as a free web game back in 2011, its legend has grown (partially with the help of an English fan translation) - and now the improved remake is available everywhere.

Here’s the official premise:

Congratulations! You’ve been accepted as the only human student at the prestigious St. PigeoNation’s Institute, a school for talented birds! Roam the halls and find love in between classes as a sophomore student at the world’s greatest pigeon high school.

And - as always - the good users of Steam have already begun chiming in with incredibly helpful reviews. Click here to read our ten favorites!

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Virtue’s <3 Last <3 Reward~ The Dating Sim


You are Sigma, a dashing young man who has found his way into the AB (All Babes!) Game!  You must earn the love of your fellow players to earn enough Heart Points to leave with your dream girl… or boy!

Featuring stunning graphics, situations that make no sense, and lots and lots of dick jokes!

Pick up Virtue’s <3 Last <3 Reward today!

Watch on lightgreyartgallery.tumblr.com

Great Personality opens this Friday, January 24th! Which means we’re on the verge of launching the first of four interactive dating-sim games based on the Myers-Briggs personality types! 

The first game will feature the Guardians, a lovable collection of characters who are the fabric of society; the defenders and protectors of the traditions, rules, and world around them.

We’re super excited to finally let you all get your hands on this, we’ve been working non-stop to prepare, and we think you’ll love it!

Keep your eye on our site, lightgreyartlab.com, for the download coming in a few days! Each game will be free to download, although we’ll have an option to donate if you’d like to support more projects like this one in the future!

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