Me going on dates with each of the boys:
Zayn: (me:) What if Perrie finds out, you handsome daredevil you
Liam: (me:) Aren’t you with that Sophia chick?
show me ur dick bro
Harry: (me:) HONEY YOU’RE GAY, WHAT ARE YOU DO- oh your hair is on point today.
Louis: (me:) HONEY YOU’RE GAY AND WITH HARR- oh those shoes are just to die for!
Niall: (me:) HEY YOUR ASS IS SINGLE. COME, LETS GO FANGIRL OVER ONE DIRECTION AND TALK ABOUT THE EYE SEX BETWEEN HARRY AND LOUIS TODAY