No but guys, what if Erik wasn’t dying at the end. What if he was just being a huge drama llama about the whole thing and Nadir finally has enough of Erik’s weeks of crying and eating sweet cakes and getting crumbs all over his couch, and is like “Erik, you’re not dying! You have a cold! You can’t live the rest of your life on my couch!”
"But Christine kissed me. I’m dying of happiness."
"Erik, people don’t die of happiness! If you want proof, GET YOUR ASS UP OFF MY COUCH AND SEE IF I DIE!"
"Geez, Nadir. Looks like SOMEONE’S dying of nastiness!"