INTJ –Well, I guess I’ll have to state the obvious: Arrogant
Know-it-Alls and y’all know it!
ENTJ – Is it always “your way or the highway?” Bossypants.
ENTP – Did you take half a shit again? Are you even
INTP – Lazy sloths. Also,
no fracks given most of the time - Fucking nihilists – but when they do it’s
too late and then they get hyperemotional over it.
ISTJ – If they think you’re “doing it wrong!” they will
automatically take over the task and think of you as incompetent. (thanks Dad)
ISFJ – Pushover. You’re
too nice for your own good!
ESFJ –As Scooby Doo villains would say, “And I would have
gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you (ESFJ) meddling kids!”
ESTJ – I know you want to get to the peak ASAP but I’m busy
taking nature pics. Do shut up, I’m
enjoying the nature sounds -.-
INFP – Stop feeling sorry for yourself and don’t try to play
martyr, what are you trying to accomplish (if anything)?
INFJ – Scary vengeful :S Don’t piss them off! Can be
elitists and nagging nitpickers…I know my grammar sucks, okay! XD
ENFJ – Please don’t Adolf Hitler me *cowers…I mean don’t use
your superior Fe skills to manipulate me into doing something I’ll regret later!
ENFP – Hey! Slow down there buddy, you might want to dial
down the speed in all areas of life.
ESFP – Why is it always sunny over there with you? Is
ignorance really bliss?
ISFP – Aww did I hurt your feelings? Sorry about that, didn’t
know it struck a chord…
ISTP – Hey asshole! Maybe you’re the problem that has to be
fixed, never mind the car!
ESTP – Is it always about sex with you people? Please think
before plunging yourself off the cliff again.
But seriously, why aren’t you dead yet?