anonymous asked:

Danny devito did not direct it ben did

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. DID WE WATCH THE SAME VIDEO? YOU WATCHED THE “STEAL MY GIRL” VIDEO, RIGHT? THAT’S WHAT I WATCHED AND IT’S VERY OBVIOUS THAT DANNY DEVITO DIRECTED IT. 

HARRY: WHERE’S THE DIRECTOR?
NIALL: WHO’S THE DIRECTOR?
LOUIS: HE’S THE GREATEST ARTIST OF HIS GENERATION, APPARENTLY. 
ZAYN: MAYBE, BUT HE’S LATE.
LIAM: LOOK!

AND WHO SHOWS UP? BEN “BIG DADDY” “PLAGIARIST” “KEEP THE CAMERA ON ME” “ZAYN DOESN’T DESERVE CLOSEUPS” “I’M A DISAPPOINTMENT” “I RUIN EVERYTHING I TOUCH” “SEX ATTIC” “DREAM TURNED TO NIGHTMARE” WINSTON? NO, IT ISN’T YOUR PRECIOUS BEN WINSTON. 

IT’S DANNY GODDAMN DEVITO. THE LITTLE GUY FROM TAXI, THE DAD FROM MATILDA, THE VOICE OF THAT GUY IN SPACE JAM, THE VOICE OF THE DOG IN LOOK WHO’S TALKING NOW, THE VOICE OF THE LITTLE GUY FROM HERCULES, FRANK HIMSELF. IT’S DANNY DEVITO, AND HE IS THE GREATEST ARTIST OF HIS GENERATION. BEN WHO? IF DANNY DEVITO WASN’T THE DIRECTOR, THEN WHY DOES HE APPEAR THROUGH THE VIDEO DIRECTING? HMMMMMMMMMMM? 

HERE HE IS DIRECTING ZAYN

HERE IS HE DIRECTING NIALL AND LOVING IT 

HERE HE IS DIRECTING AN UNRULY LIL SCOUNDREL AND A CHIMP AND THEY’RE ALL WEARING SUNGLASSES. IF BEN WINSTON WAS THE DIRECTOR, WHERE ARE HIS SUNGLASSES? 

HERE IS HE UNSURE OF THE POWER HE HAS DIRECTED LIAM TO HARNESS 

HERE IS DIRECTING ZAYN’S GAZE TOWARD THE HEAVENS 

HERE HE IS BEING TORMENTED BY ONE DIRECTION

HARRY HAD TO SLEEP WITH DANNY DEVITO IN ORDER TO GET DD TO DIRECT THEIR VIDEO. YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? YOU THINK HARRY EVER SLEPT WITH BEN WINSTON????? I MEAN HE DID PROBABLY BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT. 

DANNY DEVITO IS LIKE A FATHER TO ONE DIRECTION. YOU QUESTION THAT? YOU THINK HE GOT PAID TO APPEAR IN THE VIDEO AS AN ACTOR? I DON’T THINK SO. HE’S IN CHARGE. 

DANNY DEVITO IS THE ONE WHO YELLS CUT. WHO BUT A DIRECTOR WOULD DO THAT??? NOBODY. 

BEN WINSTON HAS NEVER DIRECTED ANYTHING. BEN WINSTON IS A FARCE. DANNY DEVITO DIRECTED THE STEAL MY GIRL VIDEO AND IT’S ALL HERE PLAIN TO SEE. DANNY DEVITO IS ONE DIRECTOR.