dancin'!

Eh manie waks through eh ferm in keith and hears seductive music comin fae the tractor shed.

He looks in the windae and sees Billy dancin roon and takin aff his claise

'Billy, fit are ye deein?' he shouts

'oh' says Billy ' me and the wife have been drifting apart recently and the counsellor said i should de something sexy to a tractor'

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They say; "You've got the right to remain on the dance floor. 
So show us what you've got cause you know that you've got more."