damnyouhoran

damnyouhoran asked:

So at the homecoming dance I was with my friends dancing and I turn around and there's this ASS just twerking on me so I slapped it without thinking and it wound up being my crush and I was about to piss myself but then he laughed and gave me a hug

hahhahaahaha aw omg. i’m sorry for laughing but this is perfect. if you guys end up together, this would be the perfect story to tell your kids. just sayin

Tell me about your crush!

damnyouhoran asked:

Hi there! Once you get this message you have to share 5 random facts about yourself and then pass it to 10 of your favorite followers. :)

asdfghjklkjhgfdsa!!! i don’t know what to say anymore :/

  1. I bite my nails too much
  2. I love smut (porn
  3. penis is my favorite word
  4. apparently, I’m a person to look up to O.O (I’m awesome, I know)
  5. I hate post limit!

haha ily boo xx-R <3

damnyouhoran asked:

You’re it! Rules are: copy this message to 10 other beautiful blogs who you think deserve this message! Keep the game going and make everyone feel beautiful! c: not only a beautiful blog, but also a beautiful person <3

OMFG THANK YOU !!