damnian

(ง •̀_•́)ง I’d fight damnian-wayne and end up pinning them down on the floor

I’d either gloat about winning or tickle them with some mercy

I am not a cruel person :3c

How to tell a random person they’re hot: hey, you look very great, I like your (article of clothing) I hope you have a good day

How to tell your friends they’re hot: FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER FUCK I HOPE YOU GET A STAIN ON THAT OUTFIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE IT RAINS AND YOUR HAIR MESSES UP I HOPE MILLIONS OF TINY BATS CARRY YOU AWAY HOW DARE YOU???? damnian-wayne

-sleepypuppy asked:

When you get this, reply with five things that make you happy, then send it to the last 10 people you have notes from in your activity!

1. Video Games

2. Getting asks from you! 

3. My lil cat!! ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑

4. Making FFXV drunk text posts

5. Volleyball. 

Yup. I’m super boring. xD

Okay, last 10 people I have notes from:

de-epik-asian  potessium ninjayjay pluckthefruit rizzypoopy omgxbrianna damnian-wayne saitechan noctis-sempai and actually you, -sleepypuppy, so yeah, I’m gonna tag you too. 

Name: Tobias
Time and date: 7:53, 25/06/15
Average hours of sleep at night: 4-6 hours

Last thing I googled: ESFJ personality
Birthday: Jan 4
Gender: dude

Sexual orientation: Straight

Height: 5′7″
Favorite color: dick
One place that makes me happy: Jurassic Park
How many blankets I sleep under: 2

Favorite movie: Why am I making life decisions I thought these things were supposed to be light-hearted 
What I am wearing right now: Beacon Academy shirt
Last book I read: Spice & Wolf
Most used phrases: “eat my ass”
What I last said to a family member: To my mom: Here have some chocolate
Favorite beverage: Oreo Milkshakes at Johnny Rockets
Favorite food: damnian-wayne‘s ass
Last movie I watched: Jurassic World 9 times
Dream vacation: Costa Rica to eat damnian-wayne‘s ass
Dream wedding: Nightwing is there. He’s shirtless.

Dream pets: VELOCIRAPTORS

Dream job: damnian-wayne

Whoever wants to do this idc