daltonabbey

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thehappyincident replied to your post: To those Cumberbatch fans who are defending him…

Agreed! Love him, but that was an incredibly uncalled for comment. Unprofessional as an actor.

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 daltonabbey replied to your postTo those Cumberbatch fans who are defending him…

totally agree, tbh it’s just super unprofessional for an actor to say something like that about another tv series, especially when he’s said he’s friends with many of the cast…

ok and i’d just like to add…a person in the downton tag said something about how benedict should be allowed to call a show “fucking atrocious” because apparently people say that fifty shades of grey is “fucking awful” all the time

what even

I don't accept responsibility for this it is daltonabbey's christmas present

A series of neomails exchanged between Sherlock Holmes and Jim Moriarty from back in the day when they played neopets together, and other witty banter.

"Hey. Can we be neofriends? - JM"
"As long as you’re not boring - SH"
"Oh I’m not boring. I can be very changeable. Keep you on your toes. - JM"
"Cool. Can you help me with this site? I’m only on here because mummy says i have to learn responsibility and look after neopets before she’ll let me have a real pet. She’s so mean. Just because i killed my goldfish. - SH"
"Why did you do that - JM"
"It was an experiment - SH"          
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"Sherly, I found ur neopets account lol. pirate_holmes. Not exactly hard 2 find."
"[Blocked] off Mycroft. - SH"
"Why r u signing ur msgs with ur initials?"
"I_O_U does it. We’re friends. - SH"
"U don’t have friends."
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"I hate my brother. He made an account on here just to bully me. I can’t ever get away from him - SH"
”): - JM”
"How old are you? - JM"
"Guess - SH"
"Nine - JM"
"How did you know - SH"
"~Deductions~ - JM"
"Tell me - SH"
"You can see your birth date on your page - JM"
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"You haven’t been online in ages - SH"
"Sorry. Busy - JM"
"Do you have any other neofriends? - JM"
"No. - SH"
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"Hi. I’m John. Wanna be neofriends?"
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"Someone sent me a message asking me to be neofriends - SH"
"Are you going to accept - JM"
"I’m not sure - SH"
"Who are they - JM"
"john7564 - SH"
"Don’t respond - JM"
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"Sherlock ur g@y"
"Obviously - SH"
"Ew, what, srsly"
"How am I supposed to know, I’m nine and a half - SH"
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"Your neopet’s dying - JM"
"It’s an experiment - SH"
”??? - JM”
"I’m seeing if they die - SH"
"They don’t - JM"
"This site is very unrealistic - SH"
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"Can neopets wear clothes - SH"
"Nope. But they will. One day. In the future. I’m going to make it happen. It’s my dream. - JM"
"I actually just laughed at my computer - SH"
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"Mycroft, what does ‘lol =D’ mean? What is lol and why does it equal D? - SH"
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"I’ve got a pirate paintbrush if you want it - JM"
"SERIOUSLY - SH"
"I’ll send you it - JM"
"asdfghjkl; you were serious oh my god you’re the best - SH"
"It’s fine - JM"
"Seriously. You’re my best friend - SH"
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"Mummy cries and says I’m a sociopath sometimes, but I’m not sure what that means. There’s a book on sociopaths in our library, but it’s on the top shelf and I can’t reach it - SH"
"Google it - JM"
"I don’t think I’m one of those - SH"
"I think you are. I think you’re a high functioning sociopath - JM"
"Cool - SH"
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"Mycroft, I’m a high functioning sociopath - SH"
"Y r u still using this g@y site. Sherly ur 10 soon grow up."
"You’re using it too if you answered this. - SH"
"No1 likes u"
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"There’s a new boy at my school today - SH"
"What’s he like? - JM"
"He’s called Ian. He wears this big white cable knit jumper. He’s really pretty. - SH"
"Are you going to make friends with him - JM"
"I’m not very good at making friends in real life - SH"
"Don’t make friends with him. Be mean to him - JM"
"Why? - SH"
"It’ll be funny - JM"
"Okay - SH"
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"It wasn’t funny. I made him cry, all because I noticed that he would be bi when he’s older. I wasn’t even mean. My teacher told me off. I have to take extra etiquette lessons - SH"
"Etiquette lessons - JM"
"I go to a posh school - SH"
"Oh - JM"
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"It’s my tenth birthday today. Mummy bought me a rabbit. I’ve got a real pet now! I’m not going to play neopets anymore. It was nice being friends for a little. - SH
—-
Name: Sherlock
Gender: Male
Country: United Kingdom
Last Spotted: A long, long time ago
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"I will burn the heart out of you. Jim Moriarty. X"
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"John, did you ever play on this site called neopets when you were a child? - SH"
"…wow, I remember that! Why?"
"I think I may have been neofriends with Moriarty - SH"
"I’m coming home. Tell me exactly what you’ve taken."
"You will never find out where I currently keep my secret supply - SH"
"Is it in your sock draw?"
"Your mother is in my sock draw - SH"

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daltonabbey replied to your photo: blame daltonabbey

watch out america, india, australia, we coming 4 u. not that chloe and I approve of the empire um

"There isn’t a British Empire." "Not yet." - Jackie Tyler to Yvonne Hartman.

it was on doctor who.

we will follow up yvonne’s legacy even though she was only in two episodes.

there will be a british empire, again.

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daltonabbey replied to your post: daltonabbey replied to your post: daltonabbey…

sigh no it’s okay gross woman (while we’re using old names)

omg no
remember quiffs are not my strong point
remember dat plaice
remember how you’re coming to my house in like twenty minutes why are we tumblr replying each other 

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random-rebellion replied to your post: daltonabbey replied to your post: daltonabbey…

i know, im subed to this chick on youtube she does fucking amazing shit with nails ‘n shit its awesome i never thought i would like watching it so much omg

mine never look all impressive or anything they’re currently fuchsia if that’s interesting to you 

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daltonabbey replied to your post: daltonabbey replied to your post: daltonabbey…

omg tho my grandpa offered to give me all my grandma’s crocs maybe I should take him up on that offer

omg no
i used to own a pair of crocs. they were turquoise 

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random-rebellion replied to your post: daltonabbey replied to your post: daltonabbey…

ugg boots*

omg miranda wear uggs, they probably won’t let you in

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random-rebellion replied to your post: random-rebellion replied to your post:…

i have idea what to say about nail varnish other than i used to paint pictures with it

it goes on your nails and then they’re colourful and shit

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bandofbransons replied to your post: daltonabbey replied to your photo: the moon…

hahahhahahahah

/weeps piteously.

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daltonabbey replied to your post: daltonabbey replied to your photo: the moon…

no I’m gareth gates

you’re an angry, chinese gareth gates.

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secretcceremonials replied to your post: what happened last night, what is it that awful?

i love your life ~sitcom~

the best bit was the bit with the drag queens.