Aries: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
Taurus: Without geometry life is pointless.
Gemini: Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Cancer: A sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “sorry we don’t serve food here”
Leo: A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Virgo: I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered.
Libra: How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Scorpio: What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
Sagittarius: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in it’s field.
Capricorn: I went to buy some camouflage pants but I couldn’t find any.
Aquarius: I’m terrified of elevators, I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Pisces: The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.