Cleaning out fridge with dad
  • Me:-holds out open jar of peanut butter-
  • Me:I know we disagree on expiration dates, but-
  • Dad:They are just lies! I can show you studies about how you shouldn't listen to them and-
  • Me:This is from 2010.
  • Dad:-grabs peanut butter-
  • Dad:-inspects peanut butter-
  • Dad:-throws out peanut butter-

anonymous asked:

another funny dad story???

We’re all blonde, like really blonde, so whenever we go anywhere he announces our presence like the start of a joke. 

“Seven blondes walked into a restaurant.”

“Seven blondes walked into a barn.”

It’s so embarrassing.