cynicalalpaca

Average Day for Idealistic-Llama and CynicalAlpaca
  • Llama and Alpaca:*leaving school football game*
  • Llama:Dude, is that our school logo on the roof wall thing?
  • Alpaca:Uh, yeah? Why?
  • Llama:That is so weird...
  • Alpaca:*waiting for it*
  • Llama:Ok, why the frig does our school project our school logo on the wall? What is the point of it?! Its too weird!
  • Alpaca:Yeah its weird!
  • Llama and Alpaca:*still walking*
  • Llama:*to the tune of Thrift Shop* WALK OUT FROM THE GAME LIKE WHAT UP MY SCHOOLS PROJECTIN!
  • Alpaca:What are you doing???
  • Llama:GOT OUR LOGO ON THE WALL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!
  • Alpaca:*laughing* WUT
  • Llama:WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

I had a strange dream last night in a world full of trees where gravity had no meaning but I was still weighted down somehow. I wanted to go to the library with my friends and it took forever to convince them to walk there with me. It was really hard since I was so heavy so we took a shortcut through an area near a daycare. It was illegal in this world for anyone teenaged and older to have contact with small children (?), but we thought we would get through unseen. We didn’t, and soon the police were chasing us to the edge of a cliff with a really narrow path I could never get down without falling due to the weight. I kept telling my friends to leave me behind but they insisted on staying with me and helped me up every time I nearly fell.

In the end we were saved the the Eagles.

This dream was alternately really funny and really inspiring.