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Betrayal (Cylinderworm era)

Cylinderworm’s head hangs lowly, heart is slowly breaking. Throughout the traumatic experience with Vivi, Cylinderworm’s only reliable companion: WLL was the only thing he could really turn to, the only joy and incentive he had in the world (since Sensei monkey had passed away).

Cylinderworm wipes the tears out of his eyes and grips the Easyway cup in his hand even tighter, It was a large purple flavoured Easyway, Cylinderworm didn’t even like the purple one, and couldn’t finish the large one by himself, he only bought that because he knew WLL’s favourite was the purple one, and so that there was enough for them to share, but WLL wouldn’t be sharing drinks with Cylinderworm any time soon.

Heptic, not yet a villian, with no current need to be terminated had wormed his was into WLL’s heart, pushing Cylinderworm’s position out, WLL had been spending more time with Heptic and was even sharing drinks with Heptic (although not the sacred Easyway drinks, just milkshakes). It burned Cylinderworm from the inside out to watch this, he knew that WLL would only share drinks with his greatest companions or his lovers, this rejection was possibly a more traumatic experience than fighting Vivi himself, Vivi may have killed and mistreated many of Cylinderworm’s people, but Vivi would never betray or reject his closest, most reliable friend.

Cylinderworm had shed one tear too many, WLL actions became too much for him, Cylinderworm remembered the time when WLL nearly drowned in his pool, the time when Chatswong had hosted an appreciation mass for WLL, the time when WLL helped Cylinderworm destroy Vivi and free Chatswong, the time when WLL died and Cylinderworm wanted to rip his heart out and give it to him to bring him back to life, but instead gave him the holy syrup to revive him from an icy grave and all the times when they had simply bonded together and gone halfsies with Easyway.

Cylinderworm turned away from the sight of WLL and Heptic sitting in Mcdonalds sharing a Mcflurry, clenched the purple Easyway close to his heart, turned around and heavily slumped away, being sure to stop by at WLL’s house and leave the Easyway on his windowsill, in an effort that WLL will acknowledge Cylinderworm’s feelings, but Cylinderworm knew it wouldn’t work.

As Cylinderworm retreated into the Chatswong shrine, he didn’t lock the doors this night, and left it a crack open in case WLL would return, and he made sure that there was enough dinner out in case WLL was hungry when he got back, but deep down, as much as it hurt him, Cylinderworm knew that WLL would never be coming back.

Birth (Cylinderworm era)

One mistake that Toadmyster made was to establish Chatswong in Fangamer territory.

During this time, Fangamer was led by their Pharoah, Vivi. Cylinderworm was born into this era of Chatswong and Fangamer, Cylinderworm was a simple little monkey born into a world with an inescapable fate; Vivi had commanded that all Chatswongians and Monkey children born be drowned in the Starmen.net river.

Cylinderworm’s mother kept him hidden for 3 months, feeding him all the leftover Easyway she could and making sure he grew to be a healthy monkey until she could hide him no longer.

Cylinderworm’s mother wove a basket of bananas and put the little monkey inside the banana boat along with his fathers sniper rifle.
She watched the small craft flow down the river until it reached a bank where Sensei monkey was bathing. Cylinderworm’s mother knew that her son would be safe with the Sensei. She took one last look at her son and took off.

Sensei monkey brought Cylinderworm back to his tree and raised him along with all the other monkeys, Cylinderworm spent many hours learning how to snipe like a monkey, how to make shields out of car batteries and wood and carved very dangerous shiv’s out of old Fangamian weapons. Sensei monkey knew this little monkey was special.

Prologue (Cylinderworm era)

Let my monkeys go.

The Chatswong Temple had been prospering and living in peace for many nights prior, and would have for many nights beyond. Until a villian most foul emerged, a villian who sought out to disrupt the peace within the Chatswong universe, a villian called Vivi. Chatswong needed a hero, one that could free all the Chatswongians and bring them to the land of Easyway and Dim Sims, a hero called Cylinderworm.

Punishment (Cylinderworm era)

After our Hero Monkey Friend’s grand adventure, he had settled back into his normal routine of monkeying against downers on Nucleus. With all this spare time on his hands, our Hero Monkey Friend had jumped onto the crafting boat. He had forced many of the captured Fangamians to smelt and remaster weapons (of which he had destroyed many opponents, shed many tears and drew much blood to acquire) into different kinds of metal. The Fangamians worked hard, very very hard.

The Great God was getting angry with our Hero Monkey Friends sins. Thou shalt not harm any creation of Gabe. (Book of Toadmyster). Many Fangamians had been overworked, many lost their children and families, and many were mistreated by the Hero Monkey Friend. The Great God did acknowledge what our Hero Monkey Friend had done and was doing, but with this support came great punishment.

When the final scrap metal was crafted, the final piece of triumph, the final stepping stone to the dawn of a new era, our Hero Monkey Friend hastily demanded the Fangamians to create the catalyst of a new hero, the new headgear.

After 14 hours, the Chatswong warehouse fell silent, our Hero Monkey Friend had discovered the new headgear bestowed upon him, the birth of a new hero could begin.

James Dean: Cylinderworm has crafted: Master’s Yellow Belt.

This was a severe punishment the Great God had bestowed on the Hero Monkey Friend, a consequence of his sins, our Hero Monkey Friend knew better than to work the Fangamians so hard, and mistreat them so much, but yet he continued, upon his own greed and misfortune. Our Hero Monkey friend is a Jarate Master, but no master needs 2 belts.

With this great loss, our Hero Monkey Friend vowed to never craft, or mistreat a Fangamian again. With that statement, he hugged his puppies and fed his ducks, he Ninten'd his Dude, he stacked his Chairs, he PSI'd his Guys, Boxed his Lunch and was refreshed from his sins.