csm,

locate the skeeviest pairing possible

When I first started to re-watch The X-Files, I was certain: Mulder/Krycek was the trash pairing. Then, around season three, I realized I was wrong. So, so wrong. The trash pairing is without a doubt Mulder/CSM. It’s like, straight up Syndicate Trash Party. The Cigarette Smoking Man may as well be Alexander Pierce.

I love this show.