Future AU too
WARNING: Mention of Sex, Cursing
"I want these shoes!"
Kyle hmm’d, half listening to the whine his boyfriend spewed and flipped the page of the news paper. Eric, dolled up in makeup and in a nice sun dress, moaned some more while looking through the shoe catalog that laughed in his face because he couldn’t afford any of them. “This blue high heel would match my baby blue and yellow dress….Kahl, hurry up and get paid already!” Kyle’s bushy eyebrows deepened and he looked over Eric with a scowl. “I just paid for the 30 shoes you ordered yesterday dude,” He huffed and continued his paper, “You’ll be able to get them at the end of the month, chill.” Eric pouted, grumbled and twisted up the magazine in his huge hands. “This is why I want to work, but noooo, I’ll take care of ya hunny, I’ll get you anything you want, babe!” He stood up and stomped in a bratty fashion to the refrigerator, “You don’t have to do anything but keep the house together because big asshole Kahl got you!”
Kyle sighed and stood up from the almost broken chair. He walked over to Eric who was downing the milk carton and hugged his chubby asshole from behind. Eric sputtered and dropped the milk onto the floor as he was turned around and forced to lock lips with the man that he loved dearly. He moaned loudly in the kiss but quickly kissed back, biting Kyle’s pudgy bottom lip and coming his wild curly mess with his fingers, knowing it hurt Kyle a little because boy was he tender headed. Kyle broke the kiss but was still in Eric’s face, breathing heavily as he stared into Eric’s light blue eyes. “Chill. I’m gettin paid lots of money thanks to the promotion I got yesterday. You’ll get your shoes or whatever you want, babe.” He grabbed Eric’s wide ass in his hands. “I told ya that I’d take care of ya, so I will. A’ight?” Eric bit his own thin lips and nodded. Kyle smiled and smacked Eric’s ass hard, frowning at pointing at the spilled milk on the floor. “Now pick that shit up- You know how I feel about you drinkin that with no damn cup-,” “AY- This is mah house too and I can drink from whatever I fucking want to, Jew!” That earned another smack to the ass and Eric groaned, because it hurt but he also liked it of course.
Kyle rolled his eyes and sat back down, taking out a cigarette and lighting it up. “I’ma stop givin you money, keep acting that way.” Eric flipped him off but bent down to pick up the milk. “You’re so mean to me,” “That’s not what you were sayin when I was poundin ya last night.” Eric cursed and glared up at the smug asshole who exhaled smoke from his big nose. “You keep talking and there wont be any more ass for you to fuck, you fucking piece of shit.” Kyle shurgged. “You said that last night too…but what happened? Yeah that’s right.” Eric was heated and wanted to rip Kyle’s balls off. “Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to you sneaky Jew rat??” Kyle smiled up at Eric who was bending down to his face and laughed. “Will you stop bitchin?” Kyle put out his cig and crushed it in the ashtray. “I’m not bitching! Fuck you!” “Okay, I will!” “FINE DO IT THEN!” “FINE, GO TO THE ROOM AND ILL BE RIGHT THERE!” “FINE!” “FINE!” ….They both stood there staring at each other before busting out laughing. Then they kissed each other, Eric dragging Kyle by the tie to their bedroom, and slammed the door.