So i asked for update sugguestions and this is what i got:
2,000 Years ago in the future, there lived a traveling vagabond named Sliver shield, but was known as another name, the guy who never updates, but was better known as: Sinister Curious - sansamachan.
Curious traveled the world, meeting and helping many folks, no matter who they were or how many times they commited the act of updating. But his life changed one day, when he met the love of his short precarious life: a simple shrine maiden of the north frost covered mountains, Mjrn the silent.
Curious had never met a person he had felt so attracted to. Every movement, every gentle plant touch, every update.. she was perfect. His heart had finally found a place to call home. Mjrn Disagreed, finding the vagabond strange, she often tried to persuade him to leave, whether it be by denial of his love, or by leading him into death traps. But he never gave up. He tended to the gardens, learned the lessons of the face of kellic, and even kept bandits away from the shrine. And he could tell, even though she said no.. her eyes said yes. Then that all changed one day when the mechs attacked.
Lead by the mechanic god lord bishop Ph0, the shrine was attacked, for some reason like idk the butt resources of the mountain. Sinister curious fought with all of his heart, but was utterly destroyed only using a sword against a fucking mech horse robot. Losing his arm and his sight, he was defeated, and had to watch the mech steal the love of his life.
Now, 3 and a half weeks later, he has awoken, with his new super special bloodline technique, and seeks revenge. He makes an alliance with his other unrequited love interest, fair lady Cristice, as they work together to the ancient dwelling place of the mech robot lords, Mount Ice cream cherry blossom heavens ground. oh yeah and zephyr was there too.
WILL THEY SUCCEED? WILL CURIOUS GET THE GIRL? WILL HE FALL BACK IN LOVE WITH CRISTICE? WILL ZEPHYR EVER GET PROPERLY DRAWN?! FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON:
super curious quest 5: bootybootylovemachineofdestiny